facefromamagazinesworld:

suiheisen:

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

secondlina:

Hello cursed eldrich children, I’m dad!

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> namesakecomic.com

> crow-time.com

malevolent-god:

girl—-thing:

speedlimit15:

popses:

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

ushanka-kid:

squigglyexplosive:

mariomarc:

ALT

How did X get even stupider.

THIS BITCH EMPTY

XEET

This is funnier than I ever could have imagined, out of every possible outcome, they went with XEET, fucking XEET

scorpionshiv:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

HOA freaks are just on a level I can’t even begin to comprehend like what exactly am i supposed to be offended by in this picture I genuinely do not know

old-flesh:

avoidbeing:

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

maximumsunshine:

Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.

Of course

Yes

Maybe?

No

Hahaha funny number but no

Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better

Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt

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Another Button

Jesus with the buttons Max

Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.